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The top ten reasons I am rooting for the Patriots now:

1. The Chiefs have been mathematically eliminated from playoff contention.

2. If the Chiefs can't go to the Superbowl, then the Chargers must not be permitted to.

3. Everybody hates the Patriots, ergo I must like them now.

4. How cool would a Patriots vs. Packers Superbowl be?

5. How can you not like a team with Elvis dressed as a minuteman as their logo?

6. I am from Taxachusetts.

7. I may get to hear John Kerry tell us how big a fan he is and how his favorite Patriot is Junior Bruschi.

8. If the Giants make it opposite the Patriots,I will not have to wrap duct-tape around my head to keep blood from shooting out my eyes everytime a stinking Satan Manning commercial comes on, as the pain will be mitigated by the fact that the Pats are kicking the living snot out of his wittle brudder, (whom, incidentally, I like even less than Peyton).

9. It will piss off everyone from New York.

10. It will shut up, once and for all, those annoying Miami Dolphins fans and ex-players, about the "perfect season".